Just as bad are those which scream of desperation, or have a rescue complex. All we did was look at some random pages of dating profiles and just pulled these typical taglines.But this is great news for OUR readers, because you are now going to stand out as a creative and clever person amongst the yawners, oddballs, and desperadoes. We had to stop ourselves, because they just went on and on.Biggest offenders include those where the author’s lack of imagination or energy just scream out “I can’t be bothered”, or “I’m lame” which of course, all reveal clues about character, intelligence, or confidence.
Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the love quotes to prove it."Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings."— David SedarisRead: The 23 BEST Donald Trump Memes Online That'll Make You Laugh Bigly! If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ...
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